Bouncy Upbeat Song

[Crow]
Oh, oh, you know, aside from the fact that I'll never experience joy in my life, I don't think Red Zone Cuba had any kind of negative effect on me.

[Mike]
Yeah, even being Carol Channing didn't shield me from the effect of this one.

[Tom Servo]
We- hey! I know what we can do to cheer ourselves up! Let's sing us a bouncy, upbeat song, Okay?

[Crow]
That's a great idea!

[Servo]
Hit it, Cambot!
Oh, whenever I want to cry and bawl
Because I'm feeling sad
I think of ironing boards and drywall
And then I don't feel so bad!

[Crow]
Whenever I'm feeling down and blue
And sorry for myself
I get some staples and some glue
And I'm happy as an elf!

[Mike]
Whenever I start to mope and pout
And there's nothing left in my soul
I check the toilet paper and if we're out
I buy another roll!

[Gypsy]
Have you ever touched a Post-it Note?
Have you ever looked at boots?
Have you ever sat down in a chair?
Have you ever used a paper clip?

[Crow]
So if you listen to our advice

[Servo]
And you wanna feel terrific!

[Gypsy]
Do things that make you feel nice

[Mike]
I wish we could be more specific!