Tribute To Pants

[Crow]
Joel, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women.

[Tom Servo]
Boy, don't you know it? I can just imagine a common scene from the days of Ancient Greece: "Oh, hi, Hercules, have a seat! No!"

[Joel]
You are so right my little itty buddies. Hey Cambot, cue up the music. That's why we've put together a little musical presentation honoring one our favorite garments, it's a little thing we like to call: "Pants!"

[Servo]
Pants!

[Crow]
Pants!

[Bots]
Sing the praises of pants!

[Joel]
Nothing better shows my taste,
Than what I wear below my waist!

[Servo]
Say! Pants! Hoo-hoo!

[Crow]
Pants!

[Bots]
Sing the praises of pants!

[Servo]
They help me suck in my gut
They always cover up my butt! Huh?
Pants!

[Crow]
Pants!

[All]
Sing the praises of pants!

[Crow]
Wear them and you're a cool guy
As long as you zip up your fly!

[Servo]
Zip! Pants!

[Crow]
Pants!

[Bots]
Sing the praises of pants!

[Joel]
That's right ladies and gentlemen! Consider the pant! You know, the Pants Association urges you to wear your pants at least three times a day!

[Crow]
The great men of our time have all worn pants!
Roosevelt, Churchill, de Gualle, Ghandi!
Well, almost all of them!

[Servo]
Dolphins, one of the smartest mammals on earth. Do they wear pants, no! But they wish they did! That's how smart they are!

[Joel]
What keeps our legs all warm and hot?

[All]
Pants!

[Crow]
What prevents a buffalo shot?

[All]
Pants!

[Servo]
What do they got that I ain't got?

[All]
Pants!

[Servo]
You can say that again, huh?