Merry Christmas...If That’s Okay

[Mike]
Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today!
Although you may not share our beliefs system
Which is perfectly okay!

[Crow]
Maybe you worship an abstract being
That is kind of vague
Or maybe you just worship a guy
Whose name is Greg

[Tom]
Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called 'Lent'
But whatever your religion is, we support you 100 percent!

[Mike]
So sit around the fire
And have a chestnut roast
Or raise a glass in toast
To Happy Day's Donnie Most!

[Tom]
But if you prefer to eat Indian food
On Christmas Day
I can only shrug my shoulders and say "namaste"
"Namaste!"

[Crow]
Personally I prefer
Turkey, gravy and salad
But let's never forget
All cultures are valid!

[Mike]
So let's have peace on earth
and cut out all the bull.
Let's have a holiday season
that's multicultural

[Crow]
If there's one point we'd like to make
With this festive holiday song

[Tom]
It's that Christmas comes
Just once a year
So for a few days
For crying out loud!

[All]
Can we all just get along?