Theme Song Version 3 (Season 7)

[Mike]
In the not-too-distant future
Way down in Deep 13
The evil Dr. Forrester
Was hatching a nasty scheme!

He hired a temp by the name of Mike
Just a regular Joe he didn't like
His experiment needed a good test case
So he conked him on the noggin and he shot him into space! (Get...me...down!)

"I'll send him cheesy movies!
The worst I can find! (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind!" (la la la)
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la la la).
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends!

Robot Roll Call
Cambot! (Cover yourself!)
Gypsy! (I'm not ready!)
Tom Servo! (Hello there!)
Crooooow! (That's one "o!")

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself "It's just a show
I should really just relax."

[Dr. Forrester]
Did I tell you my mother's here?

[Mike]
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!