Tibby, Oh Tibby

[Intro: Servo]
More fish flakes, sweet friend?

[Verse 1]
Oh, Tibby, my Tibby, my heart is a mess
I don't have a protective shell over my chest
So people can hurt me with the cruel things they do
Yet somehow, sweet Tibby, I know you hurt, too
Oh Tibby, my Tibby, reality's hard
So Tibby, let's play in the yard
Oh Tibby, oh Tibby, he runs like the wind
a couple of inches, a-ha, and then back again!

[Crow]
Uh, may I take a verse?

[Servo]
Well, if you feel it, Crow.

[Crow]
Oh, I do. Ahem!

[Servo]
Well Crow, then by all means. Join me, won't you?

[Verse 2 : Crow]
5, 6, 7, 8
Tippy!

[Servo]
It's Tibby! Tibby!

[Crow]
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I love you my fine little fella
Even though you gave the whole family salmonella!

[Servo]
No! No! It's not their fault!

It isn't their fault! Crow, you take everything good and... you rip my heart out!

[Crow]
Geez, I'm... I'm sorry.

[Joel]
C'mon, Crow, let 'em finish his song.

[Crow]
Oh, okay.

[Joel]
Go ahead, Tom.

[Crow]
It's just a stupid ol' turtle.

[Joel]
Go ahead, Tom.

[Servo]
Thank you, Cambot.

[Verse 3]
Tibby, my Tibby, your blood may be cold
But I know that your heart burns as hot as a coal
It burns with the love only turtles can feel
Tibby, is our love real?

My Tibby, I'll never let the dog nose around your bowl, but you know that don't you? I can see it in your beady little eyes! If you high-center on your rock, Tibby, I'll be there to help you down!

The toilet's not your fate, friend, you'll always run free
Tibby, long as you have me!

[Crow]
Did you realize a robot, just sang a love song, to a turtle?

[Joel]
That was really good, Tom.

[Servo]
Thank you.

[Joel]
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