Well Pussy

Well, well, well, my pussy fell in the well. My brother was 14 when he got drowned looking for it. Triplets, we were triplets, three boys born 48 minutes apart. My dad walked in the room, he saw us laying there, three of us, he looked at mother and said, "Mary, now, you pick out the one you want 'cause I'ma drown them other two." That's how I learned how to swim.