The Dental Drunk

There was a guy who went in the dentist office and he was a little nervous, and the dentist could see that he was a little nervous. So he told the guy, he said, "Look, I got a little private bottle here I keep for patients such as yourself that come here a little bit nervous." He said, "Take you a shot out there while I go in here and finish this other patient." The other guy was sitting there, dentist left this big bottle with him and a glass, he poured one drink and downed it *uh*, and he saw the dentist hadn't came back yet, so he just took another one *uh, uh*. He had about eight drinks right there real fast, trying to beat the dentist before he came back. Dentist came back, he was slouched down on the couch, dentist looked at him, said, "You feel a little braver now?" He said, "Damn right, but I'd like to see somebody mess with my mouth."