There Was

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Let me tell you, there was a couple laying up in the bed one night, and they was half-high, and they sorta felt like confessing to each other, and sorta get used to each other, 'cause they hadn't been married too long. And the wife said, "Bill, I want you to know, there's been a man in my life." And he turned to her, he said, "And I want you to know, there's been a man in MY life."
Say, here was a guy, walked in his house one night, let me tell you, walked in his house and caught his old lady wrong, I mean, dead wrong, dead wrong. He stood there in the doorway, his old lady was pretty slick, though, she raised up in the bed, she was laying there with the neighbor, and she looked at her husband, she said, "That's right, go on and stand there and believe your goddamn lying eyes."