Sex in the Dark

My subjects will vary tonight. I talk about sex, and uh, and uh—there was something else I wanted to talk about, but talk about sex first. It was a young couple in the park in the dark in the bushes, together, alone, in the park, in the bushes, by the lagoon, in the bushes together, and in love with each other in the bushes. And the fella spoke first. Fella said, "Baby, I sure wish I had a flashlight so I could see what I was doing." She said, "I wish you had a flashlight too 'cause you've been eating grass 15 minutes."