Miracle Golf

Say, let me tell you a quick story: St. Peter, and Moses, and JC were on the golf course. (Very good) Merci. St. Peter hit is ball 215 yards, the ball bounced once into the cup, hole in one. Then Moses stepped up to the tee and hit is ball *whew, 210 yards, the ball bounced twice into the cup, hole in one. Then JC stepped up to the tee and hit his ball *whew*, the ball sliced, went over the trees, bounced off 15 to 20 limbs, fell down some dry leaves, rolled out, rolled down to the left into the sand trap, out the sand trap, across a small lake, into some high grass, mud, weeds, straight ahead a hundred yards, onto the green, around the cup 12 times, into the cup, hole in one. Moses walked over to JC, he said, "Dang, baby, damn all them miracles, let's play the game."