My Old Lady

Tall can Luke can't take my old lady man, there's an ugly sucker that can walk with a chain. I took her out Halloween, people just laughed, just knew I had won a prize somewhere. My old lady's brother wanted to go to a costume party but he didn't know what to go dressed as, so he just sprayed some deodorant in his beard and went dressed as an armpit. And her cousin wanted to go, and he wanted to go dressed like Adam, you know what I mean, he got a nice physique. So he went out on Melrose to get some fig leaves, couple of fig leaves so he could go dressed like Adam. And they looked all over the fig leaves, they couldn't find a fig leaf big enough so he could go decent. So, he asked the clerk, he say, "Hey, clerk, boy, buddy, what do you think I oughta do?" Clerk said, "I think you oughta throw that across your shoulder and go dressed as a gasoline pump. Woo, darlin'!"