Goodies From a Nut

Here's a poem to women, it's called "A Poem to Women":
A poem to women, here's to woman, creature divine
Blooms every month and bears every nine
The only thing this side of hell that can get goodies from a nut without breaking a shell
Get goodies from a nut without breaking a shell, hahaha

There was a guy in a movie with a chick, and the lights were lowering, and he held her close. She said, "Pa, you're cold." He said, "Naw, baby, I'm not cold, you holdin' my popsicle." Everybody like a cornhole every now and then. Am I choking you to death, darlin'? Hahaha.

It was a girl in the barber shop—it was a girl in the barber shop getting a haircut, she was eating an all-day sucker and the barber looked over, he said, "You got hair on your lollipop?" She said, "Yeah, and I'm only 14."