Slack and Pack

How many married couples here now? Raise your right hands. Boy, why y'all get married? Did you see what people are doing now? Shackin'. They're known as Samsonite weddings—shack, when you get a divorce, all you have to do is pack. I smoke a lot because I don't worry about cancer—damn, you got to leave here with something. Everybody, I don't care how good they were, they had to split. Would you think George Washington would like to be standing up there tonight with that uniform on drinking a nice cool Pabst? Damn right.