Grand Central Station

Let me tell you a beautiful story: There was a cat in New York City in Grand Central Station in the men's room, and he was just sitting there waiting between trains. And, he got ready to leave, he noticed wasn't no paper there. And he had to catch his train. He looked outside, was nobody out there, he was in there alone, and finally, about 20 minutes passed, another guy came, he said, "Gee whiz, buddy, I'm sure glad you came up, I could miss my train." He said, "Look, would you grab me a piece of that paper out there?" Fella said, "Ain't no paper out here." He said, "Well, rip me a piece of that hand towel." He said, "Ain't no hand towel." He said, "Well, get me a piece of that paper out the waste basket." He said, "It's empty, they just musta cleaned up in here." He said, "Look here, pal, you got two fives for a ten?"