Confusions

Now, a few confusions—haha, thank you, dear, I appreciate you having fun.
Confucius say, "Panties not best thing in world, but next to it"
Confucius also say, "Better to sleep with old hen than pull it"
I didn't know you knew about chickens. A lot of folks here come from the country and try to, you know what I mean, forget it. I passed by a haystack one time in Tennessee, and a fella was in the haystack with his girl and said, "Kiss me, baby, kiss me." She said, "I will not. I shouldn't even be doing this." That's the way to live, you got to draw the line somewhere. Sure.
Confucius also say, "Girl who bathe in vinegar have sour puss"