So Old It’s Cute

My mom‘s cool, man. She’s getting old now. It’s kind of sad. Like, she just turned 46, and, like… Yeah, she still works, and… she still drives. She’s a trooper. I don’t know how she does it. No, every day that woman gets up, I’m like, “You’re amazing.”

My mom’s so old, it’s like it’s cute now. Like, whenever she does anything, I find it adorable and I’m proud. Like, I talked to my mom the other day. She was like, “Last night, I got home at, like, 11:30. I just–I went out for some drinks with my friends.” And I was like, “Fuck, yeah, you did. Fucking Amy. Let’s go.”