Jaws

One of my favorite movies to watch high is Jaws. Jaws is one of my favorite movies because it was made in the ’70s, so when I watch it, it looks like a movie. Does that make sense? It probably doesn’t, but when I watch a movie now, I’m like, “Oh, that could happen.” But because it’s in the ’70s, I could tell–

I’ll give you a couple examples. Like, I love the way they talk in Jaws. They talk very differently. Like, there’s a scenе where Richard Dreyfuss is– wants to ask thе mayor if he can cut open the shark to see if that little Kintner boy’s in there. I’m glad you laughed because it always makes me laugh. No, I’m serious; it always makes me laugh. I think it’s just the visual of, like, what if the little boy was actually in there? You know, like, what if he, like, cuts it open and all of a sudden, the boy’s like… [thudding] He was like, “He was in there, Chief!” And that’d be hilarious. I just like the way they talk in Jaws. There’s a scene, Richard Dreyfuss wants to ask the mayor if he can cut open the shark, and he’s like, “Hey, could I cut open the shark, see if the little Kintner boy’s in there?” And the mayor goes, “I’ll be damned if you cut open that shark and I see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock!” And I’m like, “That’s fucking sick.” Nobody talks like that anymore. If that scene was made today, that whole scene would be like, “Hey, can I cut open the shark?” He’d be like, “Nah, fucking do it later. Don’t want to get the dock dirty and shit.”

Also I was watching Jaws, I found out a scene that doesn’t actually belong in there. It’s not proven. I just watched it, and I was like–I felt… Here’s the scene. So Richard Dreyfuss finally is cutting open the shark. And this fat guy comes outta nowhere, and he’s just like, “Hey! Hey! What type of shark is that?” And Richard Dreyfuss goes, “Uh, it’s a tiger shark.” And then the fat guy goes, “A what?” That scene shouldn’t be in the fucking movie. It makes no sense. I was like, “What is that, Spielberg’s uncle? What is that?” It’s probably his uncle. He’s like, “Stevie, are you gonna put me in your movie?” And he’s like, “Yeah. Can you say ‘A what?'” He’s like, “Can I fucking say ‘A what?’ Come on.”