Puppies

If I’m drunk, I’ll yell out one thing when I cum. I’ll tell you what it is, okay? There’s this one thing I yell out when I’m drunk when I cum. This is the one thing. Okay, I don’t know if any of you are familiar with the film, uh, 101 Dalmatians. There is a scene in 101 Dalmatians when Jeff Daniels’ puppy gives birth, okay? And this lady taking care of the puppies, she’s like, “There’s 14 puppies. One of them died. There were supposed to be 15, but there’s 14.” And Jeff Daniеls, being the goddamn genius of an actor that hе is, out of the corner of his eye notices the 15th puppy, that they thought was dead, is starting to wiggle, so it’s alive. And he looks at the lady, and he goes, “No, not 14. 15! 15 puppies!” So I yell that when I cum now, which is a huge step up from “Sorry.”