Viva Las Nagus

Nagus: Heh heh heh! Quark! Where's my beetle snuff?

Business ventures gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
There's a whole lotta profit that's ready to earn
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand stupid suckers waiting out there
They're all foolish, so buyer beware
'Cause I'm a Ferengi with latinum to spare
So viva las Nagus! Viva las Nagus!

Oh how I wish that there were more
Than one worm hole in thе sky
But still at Quark's on D.S.9
The business opportunities arе high
Oh, there's holosuites, and synthale, and the Dabo wheel
Rom, Nog, and Quark will replicate your meal
All you need's your wallet, and a Domjot deal
So viva las Nagus! Viva las Nagus!

Viva las Nagus. All the wannabe financiers come to me for all the answers
Cruisin' in my latinum Cadillac
Ho, say, Viva las Nagus. How did I get my position? The first rule of acquisition
"Once you have their money, you never give it back!"

Hey Leeta, spin the Dabo wheel one time! Thank you very much! Whoo-wah!

I'm gonna be on the run, I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs you your very last dime
Oh, if you wind up broke, oh well, you'll always remember
Be a smarter investor next time
I'll rule the quadrant with no opposal
Hundreds of females at my disposal
Waiting for my indecent proposal!

Viva las Nagus! Viva las Nagus! Viva las Nagus!
Viva, viva las Nagus!

Hey, why don't you make me a peanut butter and tube grub sandwich? Thank you. Thank you very much. C'mon, Sonny, Red, Damon Tok, let's go!

Nagus: Heh heh! Where's my beetle snuff?