88 Lines About 44 Simpsons by The great Luke Ski
88 Lines About 44 Simpsons by The great Luke Ski

88 Lines About 44 Simpsons

The great Luke Ski * Track #15 On Greatest Hits Volume 1: 1996​-​2003

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Album Greatest Hits Volume 1: 1996​-​2003

88 Lines About 44 Simpsons by The great Luke Ski

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The great Luke Ski

88 Lines About 44 Simpsons Lyrics

(4 measure intro)

Willie: Now listen up! You tube-watchin' cartoon junkies!

Ralph: Lisa is a clever girl, she's got heart and lots of brains
Krusty: Bart is a troublemaker, giving teachers headache pains
Apu: Marge is the perfect mother, making kids a yummy sammich
Frink: Homer is a model father, but he has no brain to damage

(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Homer: Mmm… Donuts!
(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Homer: The what now?

Smithers: Patti runs the DMV, and has nothing to do with men
Dr. Nick: Selma is her twin sister, two walking carcinogens
Moe: Grampa is cantankerous, his complaints are getting bigger
C. B. Guy: Maggie is the silent type, she's the one who pulled the trigger

(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Barney: (*belch!*)
(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Maggie: (*suck, suck, suck, suck, suck*)

Barney: Mr. Burns is Homer's boss and bleeds Springfield just like a sieve
Krusty: Smithers is his right hand man, his lifestyle's alternative
Frink: Flanders is the next-door neighbor, Okely-Dokely-Doo!
Apu: Moe runs the local Tavern, he'll pour you another brew
Smithers: Barney was a belching loser, filling up on different beers
C. B. Guy: Milhouse looks just like that kid who used to be on "Wonder Years"
Moe: Martin is the prissy type, no one loves him but his Ma
Mr. Burns/Nelson: Nelson is the local bully, he's the one that says "Ha-Ha!"

(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Mr. Burns: Excellent!
(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Flanders: Hidely-Ho!

Otto: Ms. Krabappel, fourth grade teacher, education is a farce
Apu/Willie: Willie is the Scottish grounds man, he'll tell you to "Move your arse!"
Krusty: Seymour Skinner loves his mother, perfect Norman Bates hotel
Ralph: Reverend Lovejoy is the preacher, he says we'll all burn in Hell
C. B. Guy: Chief Wiggum and his squad make Barney Feiff look like McBain
Frink: Marvin Monroe cured neurosis with electrodes to the brain
Dr. Nick: Otto is the school bus driver, no one knows just what he's on
Smithers: Kwik-E-Mart's run by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Apu: Thank you, come again!

Mr. Burns: Mayor Quimby, politician, all your votes he will extort
Smithers: Lionel Hutz, a bad attorney, he'll get you contempt of court
Krusty: Kent Brockman reads the news with a crazy debonair
Dr. Nick: Ralph's nosebleeds would stop if he kept his finger out of there
C.B.Guy: Itchy is a cartoon mouse who has some violent tendencies
Moe: Scratchy is his kitty victim, mashed him into cottage cheese
Ralph: Krusty will get lots of laughs when he hits your head with a hammer
Frink: Sideshow Bob's a psychopath who uses proper Kelsey grammar

(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Krusty: Hey Hey! Hu hu huh ha!
(Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Sideshow Bob: Huh-uuh-uuh-uuh…

Otto: Jimbo is a teenage punk, lots of pranks he will be plannin'
Dr. Nick: Sideshow Mel got a concussion when he got shot from a cannon
Mr. Burns: Dr. Hibbert, he will treat you, fix it up and make it nice
Apu: Dr. Nick will do it quicker, at a bargain basement price
Willie: Cletus is a slack-jawed yokel, farming dirt to feed his kin
Krusty: Troy McClure, a washed up actor, you can see him starring in…
Ralph: "Radioactive Man Versus Mutant Ninja Minks"
Frink/C.B.Guy: "Mmm-hoy, moisen gayne and glaiven!" Those words are Professor Frink's
Moe: Kodos is from outer space, shows up every Halloween
Barney: Kang is her mutant brother, laughing over earth cuisine
Smithers/B.Man: Bumblebee Man, "No es bueno!", his pain will go on forever
Frink/C.B.Guy: Comic Book Guy heard this disc and said "…Worst …Album …Ever"!

(Simpsons Theme plays)
Barney, Moe, & Willie: 88 Lines About 44 Simpsons!
(Finale of Simpsons Theme plays)
Homer: D'OH!
Nelson: Ha-Ha!

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