Kenny Was A Kid From South Park

*Opening theme lead-in
(music begins)
*Hmhmhm… I thought you just came from the bathroom… Hmhmhm!…
*Ppbbt!… You farted!… ha ha ha… Somebody’s baking brownies…
*Smells like you slaughtered a cow in there, Kenny!…
*Mmm, it smells like dead fish here… Hmhmhm… Aw, man, that is nasty!… I dont think I’ve ever seen a kid as cool as you, Kenny…
*Now, now that is a dirty little bastard!…

Kenny was a kid from South Park
He says he’s glad to see ya. *Hmhmhm…
When he’s not gettin smashed, stampeded, or shot
He’s got explosive diarrhea. *Hmhmhm…ppbbt!…
Kyle was a kid from South Park
He’s a 3rd grade Jewish tyke. *Hey you scrawny sh-beep!…
After cussin out aliens
He’ll play football with his brother Ike

*Check this one out. Ready Ike? Kick the baby!… Don’t kick the baby!… Kick the baby!… Punt… Squeal… Crash!…

Stan was a kid from South Park
Sister beat’em up everyday
He barfs each time he talks to the girls
And his dog, Sparky, is gay. *Down, Sparky, down!…
Cartman was a kid from South Park
He’s the one with flaming gas. *Ppbbt-woosh!… Ooow!…
When he walks down the street, people go
‘God dammit, that’s a big fat ass!’

*Beefcake!…
*Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!…
*I didn’t have an anal probe!…
*God dammit, my mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!…
*Yea…

Kenny was a kid from South Park
And he’ll tell you it ain't no lie, *Kenny death sting music
That when you’re growin up in South Park
Every day’s a good day to die

*Howdy Ho!…
*That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen!…
*Cows trampling Kenny
*Oh my God!…
*They killed Kenny!…
*You bastards!…