In The Line Again

(2 measure intro)

(two theatre employees talking… Are they still out there?… Yes, look at ‘em, they’ve all been sitting out there on the curb for weeks! All of this just for a movie?)

In the line again
Now here I am waitin’ in the line again
To prove that I’m the biggest super “Star Wars” fan
I proudly sit and wait in the line again

In the line again
I lost my job back ‘round day nine or ten
My sweetheart left, my love just didn’t understand
But I’ll find a new love here in the linе again

In the line again
To be thе first to see the film is my intention
Here with all my friends
Yeah, we’ve formed right here a single file convention
Just feel the tension. (Oooh! I can’t wait!)

We’re in the line again
Discussing rumors from the internet
Like Justin Timberlake is playing Boba Fett. (What?)
That’s what we do when we’re in the line again

(bridge – Luke Ski and another fan talk about internet rumors:)

(What other rumors are there?) Well let me turn on my laptop with cellular modem and log onto w-w-w-dot “spoil it for the rest of us” dot-com… Ah! Here we go… Senator Palpatine does commercials for Viagra… (Whoa!) Mace Windu’s wallet is called “Bad Mother Jedi”… (Cool!) Obi-Wan to sing medley of sappy love songs to Amidala on top of a giant bantha… (Really?) In Yoda’s fight scene, he quote, “On their candy asses the Smackdown I layeth, yes!”… (Huh?) To increase his popularity, Jar Jar Binks becomes a Sith Lord and kills N’Sync… (Wow! Is all that for real?) Well, if it’s on the internet, it must be true! (Yeah!)

In the line again
We’re a band of nomad fanboys on the streetside
Here in my pup-tent
I got a GameCube with Rogue Squadron Two in hi-fi
This is Sci-fi!

In the line again
I’ll get the scoop on what happens to Anakin
Been waiting here since the last movie reached it’s end
I got no life waitin’ in the line again
But that’s my life waiting in the line again

(A theatre owner comes out and addresses the line:) Okay you geeks, slowly, one at a time, we will now start seating for Star Wars, Episo-GAAAHH!!! (We hear the crowd trample him as they stampede into the theatre.)