Bender Roboto

DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO
Domo arigato, Bender Roboto
Hai B-E-N-D-E-R!
Domo arigato, Bender Roboto
Nihao my Futurama!

You’re wondering who I am
(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
A machine with beer in hand
(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
You say I’m crude and crass
(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
Bite my shiny metal ass!

I drink alcohol
Cause it recharges
My cells of fuel
As for my cigars
I smoke them because
It makes me look cool
I usеd to bend things
For a living
I kissed it goodbye
Now on a spacеship
I’m cooking grub for
A meatbag named Fry
My best friend is Fry
The delivery guy
Watch Leela fly
With only one eye
Bender: Heh, heh… hey, I’m pretty good!

I am a robot
With some emotions
Like lust, sloth, and greed
I’ll cheat at blackjack
And get some hookers
All at sub-light speed
I’m loud and lazy
Rude and obnoxious
But still, I’m the tops
I show up for work
Just to have some place
To hide out from the cops
I’ll bust you in the chops
If you call the cops
That includes you pops
Ah, cheese it! The cops!

[Nibbler eating noise]

Put magnets on my head

(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
I’ll sing like Grateful Dead

(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
Electrodes get me stoned

(Bender, Bender, his name is Bender!)
If Fry finds out, I’m boned

Prof. Farnsworth: Good news everyone! We’ve gotten to the part of the song where I get to sing!
Bender: All right, Professor, give it a shot
Prof. Farnsworth: Domo arigato, Bender Roboto, Domo
Bender: Domo…
Prof. Farnsworth: Domo
Bender: Domo…
Prof. Farnsworth: Domo arigato, Bender Roboto, Domo
Bender: Domo…
Prof. Farnsworth: Domo
Bender: Domo…
Prof. Farnsworth: Dice up a toe-mah-toe, Bender Roboto
Gangsters call him “Blotto”, Bender Roboto
Bus driver named “Otto”, Bender Roboto
On this show he’s not-o, Bender Roboto
Thank you very much, Bender Roboto
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO
For doing the illegal acts that I want you to
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO
And thank you very much, Bender Roboto
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO
For fixing up my back by bending me in half
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO
Prof. Farnsworth: Thank you
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO
Bender: Here, how’s this? [crack!]
Prof. Farnsworth: A little more, thank you
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO
Bender: Hah! [crack!]
Prof. Farnsworth: A few degrees back the other way, thank you
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOTO
Bender: [crack!] There, how’s that?
Prof. Farnsworth: Oh, my, yes. That’s it
DOMO ARIGATO, BENDER ROBOT
Bender: Okay, I’m singin’ now

The problem’s plain to see
You humans annoy me
You’re stupid and you smell
Just go to robot Hell

(Impressive, they’re busting mad rhymes with an eighty percent success rate.) (Will you guys shut up? I’m trying to look cool!)

The time has come, my fans

(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret!)
To tell you all my plans
(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret!)
You might be shocked by this

(Secret, secret, he’s got a secret!)
My true agenda is…
…to KILL ALL HUMANS!!!
KILL ALL HUMANS!!!
KILL ALL HUMANS!!!
KILL ALL HUMANS!!!

Bender: Nah, I’m just kiddin’, you’re all right!
[end of Futurama theme]
Bender: Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?