Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
1, 2, 3, 4!

Leia's on the spaceship
Facin' lots of hardship
I'm on the farm tip
Scoopin' up a cow chip
A droid like a trash can
Protocol gold man
Said they got a message and
They gotta find old Ben
Look out Luke
This isn't a fluke
Ben met Han
So we went to Alderaan
In the Millennium Falcon
But the whole planet's gone
A man in big black mask
The Death Star's on
Darth Vader rules
Like a Corleone space don

Sneak around, light foot
Leia's lookin' real good
Obi got killed, put
Plans in the droid, but
We snuck out, got away
Took a shot at the array
Blew the damn thing away
Hip hop hooray!
Look out Luke
You're hearing a spook
Leia, Han, Chewbacca
And C3PO are
Running from the Empire
I listen to Obi Wan
Go to Dagobah
Go see Yoda
You do need a wise old man
Who sounds just like Grover

(Near... Faaaaaaar!)

Get trained, get well
Livin' in a stinkwell
See the future, do tell
Han says "I'll see you in Hell"
Froze tight in carbonite
Backfired the scam
That Lando planned
Meet your Dad and lose a hand
Look out Luke
Put up your duke
Jabba's Cabaret
The Lard Block Cafe
Caught me takin' Han away
A Monster in the desert
Is lookin for a dessert
I'm not a souffle
I blew them all to Bombay

Endor decor
Trees, rocks, Ewoks
Emperor said this, get pissed
Fight or we'll persuade sis
Terminate the new Star, Dad switched
Han got the princess
Twenty years of movies
And they put us on VHS
Look out Lucas
Don't ever rebuke this
Made a couple sequels
Raves from all peoples
Action figure heapfulls
Fling like seagulls
To the past we must forge
So we put George
Lucas back to work
Because the weasel's makin' prequels!

May the force be with you always