Quite A Man For An ‘AL’ Fan

Bargle nawdle zouss and polka!
Give it to me Harvey! Bermu-uda!
Give it to me Harvey! Spa-atula!
Give it to me Harvey! Yo-o-oda!
And all the girlies say I'm quite a man, for an 'AL" fan!

Uno, dos, tres, quatro, veinte-y-siete

The music scene is much much too serious today
The pop stars act too cool, and stuck up for levity
So when you're sick of songs that are boring and banal
Just give up on the rest, and devote your life to Al!

I always pick the music shtick
Of my own hero, mister "Weird Al" Yankovic
He's gonna make me laugh, and thеn I'll have
To hear some morе, follow his tour
If you think I'm sick, just take a listen quick
And then you'll end up like me, an obsessed lunatic
And when he starts to sing
Say "Hey! Hey! Do that "Weird Al" thing!"

Give it to me Harvey! Bermu-uda!
Give it to me Harvey! Spa-atula!
Give it to me Harvey! Yo-o-oda!
And all the girlies say I'm quite a man, for an 'AL" fan!

I've got an Al website, the biggest I believe
Click on the secret spy cam and see Al flossing his teeth
My autographs and posters start to pile up and amass
If you pronounce it "YankoVICH" I'll kick your silly ass!

So come with me, for comedy
Nobody does it like the king of parody
He's gonna spoof the hits, play polka bits
From Bolog-nay, to Bad Hair Day
Go buy each movie, and every last CD
And on Sunday, you can always turn on Dr. D
Call your cable company and say "I want my AL TV!"

Now I finished my collection, when I turned 11
Got tattooed at 13, of the number 27
If you tell me I've gone crazy, and loco in the head
I'll step to you and say "I'll be mellow when I'm dead!"

Give it to me Harvey! Bermu-uda!
Give it to me Harvey! Spa-atula!
Give it to me Harvey! Yo-o-oda!
Uno, dos, tres, quatro, viente-y-siete

New album's mine! I feel sublime!
I'll pay a visit to the biggest ball of twine!
I'm gonna have some fun, and name my son
After Stanley Spadowski
Compared to Al I'm a worthless piece of slime
Only cure is listening to his music all the time
Wearing my Hawaiian, and mustache and glasses on, and
I'll grab my accordion, and play that Ear Booker ending!