Peter Parker

Now Peter Parker popped pictures, for J.J.’s rag
In a radi-o-ac-tive science lab
When a-long came a spider, who bit now he
Is web slingin’ and swingin’ through N.Y.C.!
Now Spiderman he, was so cocky
And all he wanted, was to buzz T.V.,
But after Uncle’s murder it, made him see
With great power comes, responsibility
And now criminals, all around the town
Will turn tails, and scatter, when they hear this sound:

(9 measures, DJ scratches, Spiderman Theme is sampled)

Now Peter Parker’s, an embarker, known as Spiderman
But Norman Osborne’s, gotten darker, in his corporate plan
After he took a serum, wild delirium
Out to kill Spidey, and everyone near ‘em
On his Glider, throwin’ bombs, Green Goblin, he be illin’!
So with timin’, Spidey’s climbin’, stoppin’ crime and all the villains
Scorpion, Hobgoblin, Kingpin, Rhino
Venom, Carnage, Doctor Ock, and Electro
Loves his Aunt May, Mary Jane, yeah he’d like, to meet her
Get the girl, save the world, and his name is Peter!

(8 measures, DJ scratches, Spiderman Theme is sampled)

It goes a one, two, three, hit it!
Spidey’s like the X-Men, as I was told
Mutant powers and such, he’s brave and bold
Like Xavier, who’s the savior, of the babes like Rogue
Her and Storm, will make you warm, while they both stay, in vogue
And there’s Jean Grey, to see her play, will make you say
God damn that Stan Lee made my day
Cyclops’ vision, is beamin’, Magneto is schemin’
Yeah he’s dreamin’, of reamin’. Toad’s a little demon
Logan “Wolverine’s” powers, will heal all his wounds
When he fights, with claws, ‘gainst Sabretooth
Now Reed can stretch, for a mile or more
He’s the mister of, the Fantastic Four
With Invisible Sue, and a Thing that’s orange
Just don’t get scorched, by the Human Torch
Get Banner mad, you’ll shout ‘egad!’
He’s the big green Hulk, whose temper is bad
He’s the big green Hulk, in your neighborhood
Hulk SMASH something SMASH, he SMASH something GOOD!

(2 measures, DJ scratches)

There it is!

(12 measures, DJ scratches, 6 measures in we sing our own version of the Spiderman Theme)

Hey Devo, let’s break it down
All right
Spiderman
Yeah! Spiderman
Uh-huh! Spinning webs from here to Japan
C’mon! See him there, swingin’ higher
Homeboy looks like Tobey Macguire!
Look out!
The Spider house rules!
Here comes the Spiderman!
Bone Saw is ready! Oooh yeah!

When Captain America, has adventures
He calls upon the Avengers
Iron Man’s armor, and with Thor’s hammer
Soon Victor Von Doom, is in the slammer. (sl-, sl-, sl-, sl-, sl-, sl-, sl-, sl-, slam!)
Silver Surfer’s all shiny
Daredevil’s cool, but he can’t see
Do they compare? None of them can
To your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!
Huh!

(8 measures, DJ scratches, Spiderman Theme sampled)
(fadeout last 4 measures)