Pot Smoking

Everything they tell you about pot is a lie. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated, a lie. When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well. You just realize it's not worth the fucking effort.

Sure, I could get up at dawn, get in traffic, go to a job I hate that does not inspire me creatively whatsoever for the rest of my life. I could do that, sure. *mimics smoking a joint* Or... I can sleep 'til noon, get up and learn how to play the sitar. *exhales*

*mimics a sitar* What is it, one string? How fucking hard is this instrument? *mimics a sitar* It'd be a better world. A world of sitar playеrs calling the fucking aliens from the fifth dimеnsion to join us.