Poe-Naw-Grah-Fee

I just don't fit in with anywhere, man. I'm watching TV, you know. I'm down in Florida, man, and I was down there a couple of years ago when Bob Martinez was governor of Florida, you know? And I'm watching him. They say, "Here's Bob Martinez, governor of Florida." Yeah, I agree. "Here's Bob Martinez, governor of Florida." He comes on and goes, "It's obscene! It's pornographic! It's filthy!" And I'm thinking, "Cool, what is it?"

Anyway, he's talking about thong bathing suits. Do you know what these are? Thong bathing suits. Well, I didn't know what they were and I'm watching the fucking TV. And here's some women on the beach of- in Florida in thong bathing suits. And over this, Bob Martinez' voice, "It's obscеne! It's pornographic! It's filthy!"

Let me tеll you something real quick. Any man that doesn't want women wearing thong bathing suits is a fucking freak... Did you hear that clearly? Good. Even the Pope was going, "What are you, nuts? You can see their asses, Bob! Bob, I'm the Pope and I'm looking at her ass. Shut the fuck up! You want me to take this tall hat off and start banging you with it, you fucker? God created that ass, Bob! Worship! BOW to that ass, Bob!"

"Poe-na-graphic!" That's what Jesse Helms calls it. "Poe-naw-grah-fee. Poe-naw-grah-fee." I don't think you should be against something... 'til you can pronounce it. Is that harsh of me? I think that's a good rule of thumb.