My One Man Show

Anyway, who am I? Uh... well, I'll give you an idea. The last few months, I've been doing a one man show, like a lot of comics these days are doing one man shows and I am no exception. Uh, I've been a one man show at the Improv in, uh, Stokie, West Virginia for the last four months. Off, off, off, off, off Melrose. And uh, the theme of the one man show is about my life, growing up as I did in a happy, healthy and loving family, and it's called "Let's Spend Half a Minute with Bill". And uh... well, hell, it's such a short show, I can do it right now for you. Okay, here we go. It's about my life as I did in a happy, healthy, loving family.

"Good evening, everybody! Mama never beat me and Daddy never fucked me. Good night!"
"T-shirts are on sale in the lobby."

I don't know if the show will be able to relate to dysfunctional America, but that's the way I was raised. Sorry! *laughs* No bone to pick. Supported me in everything I did. Whoops!

It's fun doing the show though, in Stokie, West Virginia. People come up, real excited...

*in redneck accent* "That was a great show! Liked it a lot. Little long. But, uh... my attention span wavered towards the end. One thing though, that part about your dad never fucking you. That's a joke, right?"

Course it is. Is that a bus? I'm outta here.