50 Year Smoker

How long you been smoking, sir? 50 years... Did you start when you were one? Did you have, like, a cigarette mobile over your crib? *mimics baby* Time to go change the baby's ashtray. You look great. You feel okay? Die tomorrow... Well, got about 30 minutes. Thanks for spending it with me. You ever try and quit? Once. See that's- I love that. Every smoker, 'you ever try to quit?' "Mm-hmm. I'm trying right now, believe it or not. You may find this to believe, but..."

Did you try cold turkey? That's the hardest. Yeah, you gotta quit gradually. That's I'm gonna do - quit gradually. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna lose one lung... A little while latеr, I'm gonna lose the other onе, and that's it. I got a plan.

Dude, can I bum one cigarette from you, man? I'm trying to quit buying. Thank you, sir. 50 years of smoking. You're giving me fucking hope. I was gonna quit 'til I saw you. Fuck it.