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I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car
So I wouldn't have to hear her freaking bitch
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Hey, this is Larry the Cable Guy, and you just bought my Christmas album! I hope you enjoy it and get a lot of laughs! And remember, regardless of what the political correctors say, it's 'Merry Christmas', not 'Happy Holidays'! Merry Christmas!