The Pope

I’m sorry if, uh, anyone here is Catholic, uh. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually sorry just the fact that you’re Catholic. Gotta be one of the most ludicrous fucking beliefs ever, like these vampire priests sink their twin fangs of guilt and sin into you as a child and suck your joy of life out of you the rest of your fucking existence. And I love watching the Pope bounce around in his little Popemobile, that’s the… that’s gotta be hoot number one on my fucking CNN list. Just, I want a whole show with the Pope just bouncing around in that all-terrain Popemobile with the three feet of bulletproof plexiglass around him. Boy, there’s faith in action. You see, you know he’s really the spokesman for God because only God’s spokesman would need plexiglass bulletproof, don’t you think? Don’t y’all read that the same way?