People Who Hate People

There's a new party being born, the "People Who Hate People Party." People who hate people, come together!

"No."

We're kind of having trouble coming off the boards, but, you know.

"Are you going to be there?"
"Yeah."
"Then I ain't fucking coming."
"You're our strongest member!"
"Fuck you!"
"That's what I'm talking about, you asshole!"
"Fuck off!"
"Damn, we almost had a meeting going."

It's so hard to get my people together.