Gideons

Do y'all have different books of the bible than I do? Are y'all Gideons? Who are the fucking Gideons? Ever met one? No! Ever seen one? No! But they're all over the fucking world, putting Bibles in hotel rooms. Every hotel room: "this Bible was placed here by a Gideon." When? I've been here all day and I ain't seen shit! I saw the housekeeper come and go, I saw the minibar guy come and go, I've never laid eyes on a fucking Gideon. What are they, ninjas? Where are they? Where are they from, Gidya? Who the fuck are these people?

I'm going to capture a Gideon. I'm going to make that my hobby. I am, I'm going to call the front desk one day, "yeah, I don't seem to have a Bible in my room..."
(Laughter)