Zoloft Chicks

I feel like i'm no longer alive
Yeah, i no longer feel stressed
But i no longer feel anything
I've had a headache for days
And i'm in a total fog
I'm sick in the stomach
And i wake up dizzy
Throughout the night
I'm tired all the time
And i can't sleep
I have bad dreams when i do
Bad dreams with spiders in them
And i don't feel connected anymore
Non-stop diarrhea
And i'm too afraid to quit
Because i'm terrified of gaining weight
Because i'm obsessed with food
I can't think about food
Oh see? now i started talking about food again
It's just my obsession talking
I hate food
Food is my worst enemy
Don't talk about food please
I'm getting dizzy again, hold on..

I don't feel comfortable
In my own skin anymore
But this too shall pass
I was in so much emotional pain
I was literally immobilized by it
Zoloft set me free
And i can live with the spiders in my head
We're almost friends now
I even gave some of them names
The big ones name is lexapro
And the freaky ones name is celexa
Anyways, i count the calories religiously
And i'm about to get hysterical
So bear with me, i'll make it
Even though my emotions
Are in a state of mummification
There are little moments
When i can feel them
Oh hold on, diarrhea..

Low level nausea is my middle name
My first name is apathy
Zoloft is helping me survive
Crying my eyes out for days
And wanting to die
Is better than stuffing my face
On zoloft i can forget all that
I can network with friends again
And have fun
And even though it's like watching a puppet show
Starring my own self
It's still better than food
Before zoloft i was so anxious at work
I would get stressed out over anything
But i didn't get bothered by anything today
And even though my sex drive is gone
Men are all liars anyway
So i don't miss that, or food
I still feel like i'm on the verge
Of a constant freakout
But it never happens
I can live with it
Zoloft improved my mood
Instead of all the little feelings
It's just one nice steady hum
I have my morning cry
And then i get on with my day
Even though the headaches
Start to put pressure behind my eyes
And i feel like a vise grip
Is tightening around my brain
It's worth the trade off
Because now my ocd and anxiety is better
And i always feel like a deer
Watching the headlights coming
And i just took six tylenols
When the blank stare
And dumbfounded smile
Come back to haunt me
I cut the pills in half
And eat them throughout the day