The Autistic Pac-Man

I lost my new ear buds
And i think i'm freaking out over it
And i'm on the pill and a bit obese
And i got some new jeans the other day
And i keep hearing a little girl voice
Inside my head saying
Help me.. help me..
And now i'm paralyzed
On the right side of my body
And i tried playing with the dog
With the left side
And then i started sobbing uncontrollably
And then the dog starts heaving
Thick yellow vomit
And i started kicking the coffee table
Kicking it and kicking it
And he starts shitting
So i threw him out the window of the high-rise
And he was so light
That the wind just carried him
Like a little angel
Smashing him into the adjacent high-rise
Leaving a tiny red pock mark
Of blood
That i see every single day
And i don't care..
I don't care..
And then i have 180 symptoms
Of mental retardation
And it always feels like there's sweat
Dripping down my body
But there is no sweat
And i don't even feel like i'm in my own body
And i use noxzema pads on everything
And there's microscopic eggs everywhere
And my dog is insane
And i know the apocalypse is coming
And that motor-home is still there
And there's bugs in my skin
Moving through my arms and legs
And they're feeding off my brain
Like pac-man
And i can feel them moving around
And many of them are making new little holes
And i sprayed myself with windex
Then they started pushng out
And i peed them out
And i always hear a flat-lining sound in my head
And sudafed gave me brain disease
And one side of my face is bulging
Because my head is flat on the back
And it makes me look like someone i'm not
Then i puked the worms out
And they were in my brain
And now there's vomit in my lungs
Everywhere i go
I hear bad voices cursing me
And the autistic dots
Are eating up my brain
And i get flashes in my right eye
Because the tapeworms
Are inside of my eyeball
I keep trying to kill the worms
But they won't die
I tried writing a suicide note
But it just turned out lame
I don't know how to be funny
I tried watching those funny shows
And stand-up comedians
But whenever i try to implement the jokes
People just stare at me in this awkward silence
And it's a continuous circle
Getting stronger and stronger each time
I've been throwing up for days straight
And the room is spinning
And i'm having hallucinations
And the dog is screaming
And the only reason
I'm not dead yet
Is because i'm scared to death of knives
And i'm repulsed by reproductive organs
Every time my phone vibrates
I feel the urge to masturbate
But then i just pee my pants and go numb
The human body makes me sick to my stomach
And i threw up on the bus
Then my body begins to shiver
And i have nightmares for days
I can't even say the word "penicillin"
Penicillin!
Penicillin!