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Their bodies are small
But their eyes are full of love
Their eyes are small too though
And they're wall to wall
I lost track of how many
And you have to make sure
That none of them
Are in physical contact
With each other
Or else it will short-circuit
The array of their awesomeness
I really do love them
I even got divorced
I just finished indexing them all
On paper and computer
But i think i have to do it
All over again
Just to make absolute positive
And it breaks my heart
It just breaks my heart
To say goodbye
But i have to
I have to
I don't want to
But there's no other way
Because it became impure
I have to take it out to the alley
And smash it against the concrete
Then i walked back inside
With tears in my eyes
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