Walking with Dinosaurs

I went to a cool show in New York once called ‘Walking with Dinosaurs’. And they had this thing where there were these kind of dinosaurs that were walking around. It was cool and I was the only person there really in my age group. It was mostly like little kids and their parents. And I was bored waiting for the show to start so I just started talking to this kid next to me and he was pretty cool man he was like eight or ten years old and we had a lot in common though. You know like we both played Call of Duty on the Xbox, we both had really similar theories about what was going on during the episode of Lost; he was just a cool kid. And eventually his dad was like, “Hey Brian, I gotta go make a couple of phone calls. You mind hanging out right here talking to your new friend?” Brian was like “Ok dad.” Then the dad leaves for like a really long time. And you know I’m not a child molester at all but if I was I would be like, “Somebody’s doing some molestin’ tonight! (begins to hump the air vigorously and screaming at the imaginary boy Brian) Let’s do this shit Brian! Your dad doesn’t give a fuck about you! He left you alone with a grown man with a full beard at ‘Walking with Dinosaurs’, clearly I’m out here scouting and you are my man.” (awkward pause) — — — I’m just saying I could have fucked that kid.