Rodeo Ruby Loves to Poop

Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
She lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves to poop
(Poop, poop, poop, poop)

Ruby goes to the rodeo show
Hangs out with everyone she knows
Has good fun acting bawdy and naughty
Even more fun stopping in a porta-potty
She lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves to poop
(Poop, poop, poop, poop)

Big John wants to take a chance
And ask double R to the homecoming dance
He says, "How about it, Rodeo Ruby?"
She says, "I'd rather stay at home and do my doodie"
She lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves to poop
(Poop, poop, poop, poop)

When Ruby's not at the rodeo show
She's off somewhere droppin' a load
Every time her bowels explode
She jumps for joy like a frog or a toad
She lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves to poop
(Poop, poop, poop, poop)

Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
She lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves to poop, poop, poop, poop
Poop, poop, poop