Randy Liedtke Poops Eleven Times a Day

Randy Liedtke poops eleven times a day
Randy Liedtke poops eleven times a day
Randy Liedtke poops eleven times a day
Randy Liedtke poops eleven times a day

Eleven times, eleven times, eleven times, eleven times a day
Eleven times, eleven times, eleven times, eleven times a day

Hey, everybody, have you heard?
Eleven times a day, Randy Liedtke lets out a turd
It's a whole lotta work for his poor butt cheeks
They have to spread out seventy-seven times every week, oh

Seventy-seven, seventy-seven, seventy-seven times a week
Seventy-seven, seventy-seven, seventy-seven times a week

We're talking full-sized poops here, not just little pellets
Eleven times a day, that's got to be a record
I want to pat the back of this Randy fella
But he's always in the bathroom and I can't stand the smell-a

Eleven times, eleven times, eleven times, eleven times a day
Most of his time is spent in the toilet, oh yeah
Eleven times, eleven times, eleven times, eleven times a day
That's a lotta poop