Poop Clouds

Well, we were lying in a field just staring at the clouds
And telling each other what they looked like
She said, "That cloud over there kinda looks like a house"
And I said, "That cloud over there kinda looks like a mouse"
And then I started thinking, ooh-ooh-ooh
You know, you could do the same thing with your poo

So I said, "Baby, let's go poop in a toilet
Stare at it and see what it resembles
If we wipe our butts, the toilet paper should go into a barrel
'Cause if we put it in the toilet
It would cover up the poop and ruin everything"
It would ruin everything
Everything

Well, she wasn't into it and we broke up
And almost instantly, I woke up
I realized that I never loved her
I went home and pooped and stared at it for hours and hours
Hours and hours
I stared at it for hours and hours