I Want Stomach Flu (Because I Love to Poo)

[Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh I want the
Stomach Flu, So I can
Sit and poo all day and night
Stomach flu helps me to do
What I only want to do
To sit and poo all day and night

[Post-Chorus]
Alright

[Verse 1]
If your pooping uncontrollably
But you're not throwing up
Would you please allow me
To take a sip from your cup

[Verse 1]
I'd like nothing better
Than to share your disease
That wonderful illness
That helps me poop all day with ease

[Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh I want the
Stomach Flu, So I can
Sit and poo all day and night
Stomach flu helps me to do
What I only want to do
To sit and poo all day and night

[Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh I want the
Stomach Flu, So I can
Sit and poo all day and night
Stomach flu helps me to do
What I only want to do
To sit and poo all day and night

[Outro]
Alright