Poop in the Urinal

Poop in the urinal
Poop in the urinal
Poop in the urinal
Isn't that what the toilet's for?
Poop in the urinal
Poop in the urinal
Poop in the urinal
Isn't that what the toilet's for?
The urinal's for urine, hence the name

At least it isn't in the sink
At least it isn't in the sink
At least it isn't in the sink
Whoever did it had some decency
At least it isn't in the sink
At least it isn't in the sink
At least it isn't in the sink
Maybe all the stalls had a line
And the poor guy didn't have that much time
Who am I, who am I
Who am I to judge?

This guy had real good aim
This guy had real good aim
This guy had real good aim
Poopin' in the urinal is not that easy
This guy had real good aim
This guy had real good aim
This guy had real good aim
He landed it all in the urinal
Nothin' over the edge nor on the floor
He's really, really, really earning my respect
I'd give him a perfect score

Poop in the urinal
Poop in the urinal
Poop in the urinal
Poop in the urinal