It’s a Lot of Fun to Wipe Your Bum

It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum
It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum
It’s a lot of fun to wipe, wipe, wipe
Your bum

It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum
It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum
It’s a lot of fun to wipe, wipe, wipe
Your bum

The act of poopin’ is such a joy
Nothing beats that relief
But a close second place
Is wiping away
But poop left between your cheeks

Don’t you wanna wanna
Don’t you wanna wanna
Don’t you wanna wanna
Wipe your bum

It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum
It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum
It’s a lot of fun to wipe, wipe, wipe
Your bum

If you have a little bit too much fun
And overuse that wiping motion
You butt’s gonna get all irritated
You’re gonna need some lotion

It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum
It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum
It’s a lot of fun to wipe, wipe, wipe
Your bum

It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum (don’t you wanna wanna, don’t you wanna wanna)
It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum (don’t you wanna wanna wipe your bum)
It’s a lot of fun to wipe, wipe, wipe (don’t you wanna wanna, don’t you wanna wanna)
Your bum (don’t you wanna wanna wipe your bum)

It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum (don’t you wanna wanna, don’t you wanna wanna)
It’s a lot of fun to wipe your bum (don’t you wanna wanna wipe your bum)
It’s a lot of fun to wipe, wipe, wipe (don’t you wanna wanna, don’t you wanna wanna)
Your bum (don’t you wanna wanna wipe your bum)