Poop Sneeze (I Wiped My Nose With Poop-Stained Toilet Paper!)

Wiping my bum, felt a sneeze coming on
Brought my hand to my face instinctively
Toilet paper to my nose, I didn't even know
It was poopy, poopy, poopy, poopy, poopy TP

Yes, indeed, that's right, I chose
To wipe my bum with some TP and then wipe it on my nose

I finished sneezing, finished wiping, I was feeling well
After I flushed, though, there was still a smell
I looked into the mirror and guess what?
I was a brown-noser, I hadn't kissed any butt

Yes, indeed, that's right, I chose
To wipe my bum with some TP and then wipe it on my nose

I scrubbed with soap and water, my nose was drenched
But days later, I could still smell the stench
The fecal matter in my nostrils lingers on
I'm not sure if it will ever be gone

Yes, indeed, that's right, I chose
To wipe my bum with some TP
And then wipe it on my nose