Bristol Stool Chart

[Intro]
I've got my Bristol Stool chart on my wall
It tells me which category my stool falls into (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
And by stool I mean poo (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
They call it stool (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Its just a fancy word for poo (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Verse]
Its in a nice, nice frame cause its a work of art
My precious precious precious precious Bristol stool chart, Oh
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Every variety of poo (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Don't you know (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That you should get one too (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Bridge]
They ought to make a Bristol fart chart
They ought to make a Bristol fart chart too
(It would be scratch and sniff)
They ought to make a Bristol fart chart
They ought to make a Bristol fart chart too
(Scratch and sniff)
They ought to make a Bristol fart chart
They ought to make a Bristol fart chart too
(It would be scratch and sniff)
They ought to make a Bristol fart chart
They ought to make a Bristol fart chart too

[Outro]
I've got my Bristol Stool chart on my wall
It tells me which category my stool falls into (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
And by stool I mean poo (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
They call it stool (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Its just a fancy word for poo (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)