Rat Trap

There was a couple that had mice in their basement
And they didn't know what to do about 'em
So just like ordinary do when they have rats in their basement, they got some traps
So they went down in the basement, and they put one trap near some apples
And they put another trap near some nuts
And they went on upstairs, and they were laying down, and heard this "snap, snap"
And they jumped up and the husband ran down and the wife followed him all the way to the head of the basement
She said, "Did they catch him by the apples?"
He said, "Unh-unh..."
See, he almost blew it, didn't he?