Lincoln

Sit there an look I killed Lincoln or somebody
I wish he could've made it, personally, then we wouldn’t be going through all this stuff, damnit
If Lincoln's wife had not bugged—he told her on his deathbed
"Goddamnit, I told you I didn't wanna see that show!"
Now, a lotta strange things happen when you don’t—just blow your nose, it's alright
One thing, I don't care, if a chick blows her nose, it don't make me no difference
You can blow what you want, honey
Little boy said, "Daddy, what's a queer?"—his daddy ignored him
He said, "Daddy what's a queer?"—his daddy said, "Shut up and unhook my bra"
Always a lotta stragglers—good evening, you're almost in time to miss me—nahoma
Two queers met on Sunset Boulevard up there in front of Ciro's
One of them said, "Honey, I just left the doctor’s office, I just had my tonsils, my adenoids and my teeth removed"
Other queer says, "What? Honey, you mean to tell me you had a whole hysterectomy?"
It was two sissies, they were drunk, and were sitting at the bar, and one of ’em said
"Hey, we've been here long enough, let’s blow this joint"
The other one said, "Okay, you take the women"
These are just short beauties now, you have to...
What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
A goldfish like to muck around the fountain
And a doctor was giving this girl a checkup, and he was feeling her all over and everything, looking for lumps, ya na'mean, signs of cancer, and he was squeezing her, and then he started probing, he said, "I think I'm gonna need a sample of urine"
She said, "If you keep doing what you doing, I’ma need a sample of urine"
There's a chick called her boyfriend Winston because of the way he made it long
"Wha-wha, wha-wha, tastes good like wha-whawhawha should"
That's another dirty number they're sliding through on television
People know what "wha-wha" is
Go down on Jefferson, give me twenty dollars worth of wha-wha