Raffle Ticket

This chick came home one night and she had a mink coat on
Old man said, "Where in the hell you get a mink coat from?"
She said, "Well, honey, I won it in a raffle"
"Oh, okay"
More than two weeks passed and she came home and had a diamond necklace
He said, "Where in the hell you get a diamond necklace from?"
She said, "Well, honey, I won it in a raffle"
He said, "Okay then, won it in a raffle"
She said, "Honey, will you fix me a bath?"
So he went into the bathroom and he drew about an inch-and-a-half of water
And she went in there and said,
"I told you to draw me a bath, why you only got an inch or so of water in the tub?"
He said, "I don't want you to get your raffle ticket wet"