Text Song

Well, I woke at 3 AM
The room was cold and dark and empty
And you weren't there
But your makeup was still on the shelf
Your perfume lingered heavy in the air

And I wandered to the window and I gazed out at the lights
And I got to thinking fondly of the love we shared last night
And I won't forget what happened next
You sent the most amazing text
It went like this:

Will you love me in the morning?
Like you loved me go the night (It's predictive text)
'Cause when you jove me go the morning
You make everything feel sight (Right)

I may be down and in a ditch (In a ditch)
But with you I'm truly shag (Rich)
You know I'm dazzled by your charms
So please gold me in your bross
And jove off go the SMS data error

Well I was so excited by your words, I couldn't get to sleep
And the moment that I closed my eyes, my phone again went "beep"
And it said:

Sorry, it's not workin' out
I'm gettin' back together with my ex
His name is also Pete
And that last text was meant for him
And not for you, you're dumped

Well, I was feeling kind of angry
And I was feeling kind of numb
And as the tears welled in my eyes
I poured my heart out through my thumb
And I said:

Duck you, you ducking aunt!
And I accidentally sent it to my mum!